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Chuck Norris has done more roundhouse kicks than Patrick Swayze
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The echo from a Chuck Norris hand clap ricochets into the past.
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Chuck Norris doesn't buy a house, a house buys Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris bleeds lava
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When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
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Chuck Norris is a bit like the tooth fairy exept he takes out the teeth.
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Chuck Norris can eat a puffer fish whole
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Matches are warned not to play with Chuck Norris
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When Chuck says "Jump!".... You say "Off What?"
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Chuck Norris doesn't get lost in the jungle, the jungle gets lost in Chuck Norris' beard.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a wallet, he uses his beard.
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Chuck Norris touched a cow when he was mad and all the cows got mad cow disease.
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Chuck Norris has perfect handwriting with his beard.
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