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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

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Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

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Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

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For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

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Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

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Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

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The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris…

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… when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.
The pen is mighter than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

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Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

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Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture, he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

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They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be "Chuck Norris. In The Library. With a Roundhouse Kick."

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Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

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When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.

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