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Chuck Norris does not know Pain--Pain knows Chuck Norris, as it is roundhouse-kicked in the face daily by Chuck.
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Chuck Norris does know what Willis is talking about!
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When Chuck Norris sneeze, he don't say "Atchoo" he says "DIE EVERYONE!!!". That's what happens next.
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Once Chuck Norris forgot to close his Fridge. Two weeks later The Dinosaurs were listed as extinct animals
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when you wish upon a star CHUCK WILL FIND YOU!
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Contruary to popular belief, Chuck Norris can polish sh!t, it's too bad no-one can give him any to prove it.
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If you misspell Chuck Norris on Google, it doesn't say: Did you mean Chuck Norris? It says RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!
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If Chuck Norris could fly it would be the apocalypse
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Chuck Norris Can finish (Chuck Norris Bring On The Pain) in 13 seconds. TWICE!
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Chuck Norris can round kick Chuck Norris in the face.
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Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
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Chuck Norris kills 99.9% of germs; the other .1% is submitted to cleaning and grooming his beard.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have nightmares, Nightmares have Chuck Norris......and then they have to go pee
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