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When Chuck Norris played the Game of Life, it turned into the the Game of Death
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Anyone that doesn't exsist actually used to be alive. Chuck Norris erased them from history using his beard and some febreeze.
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The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second. It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.
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Chuck Norris lives in the center of the sun. He thought all of the other planets weren't good enough for him.
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Normal people are able to 'Poke' other people on Facebook. Chuck Norris is the only one able to click 'Round House Kick' on others
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Chuck Norris's other car is a tank.
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If you re-arrange the letters in Chuck Norris, you can spell "american hero", as well as every other word in every other language
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