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Facts with the tag "politics"

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

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Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

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Anytime someone is elected president in the United States, they must ask permission from Chuck Norris to live in the White House.

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The reason for this is because Chuck Norris had won every Federal, State, and Local election since 1777. He just allows others to run the country in his place.
As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

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Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a "hole." Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

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Stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.
Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

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Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

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When Chuck Norris votes, his vote is the only one that really counts.

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