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Chuck Norris originally said Tim Gun: Make It Work
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When Chuck Norris eats and apple its really the sun.
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iphone 4? chuck norris has iphone 8
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Only Chuck Norris dares to admit that he took the cookie from the cookie jar
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Chuck Norris invented the question mark...so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
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Chuck Norris went rabbit hunting with a hairpin. He caught five dears and a terrorist.
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Chuck Norris Defied Skeletor.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburned. Because the sun wouldn't dare.
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People get brave listening to the eye of the tiger, Chuck Norris is the only one who knows you can't listen to an eye to get brave.
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Kratos father is Zeus, Zeus father is Chuck Norris.See the resemblance!!!
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The movie Mission Impossible is based on a true story when someone tried to kill Chuck Norris. That story involved too many roundhouse kicks for TV.
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chuck norris doesn't go fishing . he goes CATCHING
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The sheep on Chuck Norris' farm are the ones that give us steel wool.
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