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Chuck Norris can light a cigarette in hurricane
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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
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Delta Force isn't an action movie. It's a documentary.
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Chuck Norris once opened the wrong door with a hairpin.He unlocked the secrets of the universe.
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The Weapon of Mass Destruction isn't a nuclear missile, it's Chuck Norris himself
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Chuck Norris Once Caught The Flu.But It Escaped.
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Candyman is scared to look in the mirror...And say Chuck Norris 5 times.
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In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
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Champions eat Wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats Champions for breakfast.
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If Chuck Norris dies so do we
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When Chuck Norris submits a fact. They ALWAYS accept!!
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T-shirts were invented merely to display Chuck Norris facts.
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Chuck Norris can fly in unmanned Predator Drone aircraft.
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