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According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.
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Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
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Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
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Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.
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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A." is, in fact, a documentary.
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Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.
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When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds". He was not referring to the atomic bomb, he was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."
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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse-kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
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Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and accidentally ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.
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Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a "hole." Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.
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Stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.
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