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Chuck Norris' house caught on fire, he fought it and won a 12 round decision.
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Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
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Chuck Norris puts out fires, with gas
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In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed
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Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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Chuck Norris is the only person capable of setting a person on fire....underwater.
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Chuck Norris has warned more people about forest fires than Smokey the Bear. Fear works better than being cute and asking politely.
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Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
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You can't prevent forest fires, but Chuck Norris can.
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Chuck Norris' "baptism of fire" refers to his actual christening, and involves real fire.
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Fire stops drops and rolls when it catches Chuck Norris
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"Only you can prevent forest fires" was really a plea to Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris loves scaring Smokey the Bear out of his home.
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Chuck Norris cant be burned by fire.Fire gets burned by Chuck Norris.
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