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Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

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July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

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In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked in the face by Chuck Norris.

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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

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President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

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Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

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After returning from World War 2 unscathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

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That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

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In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.
For every movie about Vietnam starring Chuck Norris, the historical duration of the war decreases.

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Just 3 more "Missing in Action" sequels, and that war will have never actually existed.
During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.

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Chuck Norris invented all 32 letters of the alphabet.

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Dinosaurs went extinct because of the Chuck Norrisaurus.

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