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Rosa Parks didnt want to get out of her seat because she was saving it for Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris was once a knight in King Arthur's court. He was known as Sir Beatdown.
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The Seven Wonders of the ancient world were: Chuck Norris' left and right hands, his left and right feet, his belly button, his liver, and his beard.
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Hitler commited suicide because he found out Chuck Norris was coming for him.
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The German V2 rocket was able to hit USA. One was fired at Chuck Norris. After he roundhouse kicks her back to Germany the experimenta was canceled.
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When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass
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60 million years ago, Chuck Norris was looked at wrong. He then proceeded to roundhouse kick the earth, causing mass extinction.
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Napoleon Bonaparte died not because of stomach cancer, but because he called Chuck Norris gay.
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All roads lead AWAY from Chuck.
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Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old
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Chuck Norris invented foosball when he skewered two soccer teams with flagpoles and played the first game against Mr. T.
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Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
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When FDR said "There is nothing to fear , except fear itself." He meant it. "Fear" was Chuck Norris' code name.
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