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Facts with the tag "military"

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

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The Sherman tank was originaly called the Norris tank until Chuck Norris decided it wasn't tough enough to be associated with him.

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The Army, for fear of Chuck Norris, renamed the tank and promised to develop a weapon more fitting of his name. To date, no weapon created has been badass enough to be named after Chuck Norris.
The United States could save billions in defense funding if they trade the Military for Chuck Norris.

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The United States could save billions in defense funding if they trade the Military for Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris was discharged from the US Military, because the use of Chuck violates the Geneva Convention

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When Chuck Norris trims his beard, he donates his hair to the military; His shavings save lives in the form of Kevlar.

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The US military didn't defeat the insurgency, Chuck Norris did.

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Chuck Norris once tried to join the military. However, there are rules against weapons of mass destruction.

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China's military is massive. Russia's military has nukes. The British have their ships. But we've got Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris once went missing in Iraq. Therefore the military launched the search for weapons of mass destruction.

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If Chuck Norris was in the military, there would be no war.

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The most secretive military base in The United States is located at Chuck Norris' house where Seal Team 6 came from.

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In the military CBRN stands for Chemical, Biological, Radiological, Nuclear, but it really stands for Chuck Brutal Roundhouse Norris

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