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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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Jesus once saw Chuck Norris in his tortilla
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The earth revolves around Chuck Norris, as does the known universe.
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The only reason Michael Buble is alive is because Chuck Norris just hasn't met him yet
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
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Chuck Norris's birthmark simply reads PAIN
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Chuck Norris once cannon balled into a pool, the result of this was the Grand Canyon
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Chuck Norris can bring all the boys to the yard as his milkshake is better then yours
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Chuck Norris was the Fonz he just let Henry Winkler take the credit
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Chuck Norris is top of the food chain
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Chuck Norris doesn't bake pancakes. he stares at the ingredients and sits down til they are perfect and in front of him. Instant pancakes!
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Chuck Norris once relived himself near Canada the result of this being the Niagra Falls.
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Chuck Norris didn't evolve from anything, he just simply appeared one night
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