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Chuck Norris once made chilli in Italy and the bowl overflowed the result of this was Pompeii
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Chuck Norris once went on Who Wants to be a Millionaire, he answered every question with a grunt, he won the million
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Chuck Norris is currently at 6 places at once. Well, actually 7, if you include your front door!
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Bo knows because Chuck Norris taught him.
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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" Chuck Norris "Chuck Norris?" Who........ Sorry We could not finish the joke because the guy now wears a shoe in his mouth
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When Chuck Norris was born, science was changed completely. Every time Scientists would try to prove something to be immposible, Chuck Norris did it.
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Chuck Norris once ate his whole birthday cake.... Even before his friend could tell him that there's a stripper hiding in it.
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Osama Bin Laden went into hiding because of Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris makes the phone Droid seem organic.
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Chuck Norris is the reason that all VHS players flash 12 o'clock.
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Chicago Ted is the Chuck Norris in Left for Dead ..Chuck Norris found him in the game .. no one's seen Chicago Ted since then
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Professor Charles Xavier could read Chuck Norris' mind. But, I bet you he won't!
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Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick you in the face 400,00 times. In 12 seconds
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