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Chuck Norris is the reason you don't mess with the Zohan
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Some say Chuck Norris is the father of the Stig.
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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany
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Chuck Norris eats the core of an apple first
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Pavarotti ones got sick and couldn't do a concert, Chuck Norris filled in......enough said
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If a baby has colic, Chuck Norris can make it stop crying by saying "shhhhh"
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Chuck Norris can make "nana nana boo boo" sound cool
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Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
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The sun gets its energy from Chuck Norris.
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John Wayne's tombstone reads "In loving memory of Chuck Norris."
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If Chuck Norris moved to Mexico the United States would no longer be the world power.
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Chuck Norris leaned on the "Tower of Pisa."
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Chuck Norris doesn't wonder how the pyramids were built.
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