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Instead of a bullet proof vest, Chuck Norris wears a denim jacket.
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Chuck Norris blew out a right front tire on his truck. To fix the problem he simply leaned to the left.
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Chuck Norris has never had a suprise party. Because Nobody fools Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris saw Conan O'Brien make jokes about Walker Texas Ranger he kicked him so hard he went from network tv to cable instantly.
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When it starts getting cold outside Chuck Norris drinks antifreeze.
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Chuck Norris was born in a house built by himhelf!
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Chuck Norris once gave a cop a ticket for speeding.
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Chuck Norris made the Monopoly man go to jail. He is still there.
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Chuck Norris' family crest is Neil Armstrong getting killed by a tiger shark
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Chuck Norris gave Michael Jackson Nightmares. So Michael Jackson wrote Thriller
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I once made love to Chuck Norris in 1986 and i've been in a wheel chair since 1986
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Chuck Norris can blow a bubble with Now & Later candy
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Kinect says "You are the controller" for Chuck Norris it is only his legs
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