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Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
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Chuck Norris only invented Christmas so he can find a way to get guns without anyone getting suspicious.
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Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow. The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold. So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
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Oh no you didn't!...Oh but yes, Chuck Norris in fact did.
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The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can smoke a cigar underwater
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When Chuck Norris walks across the street, drivers have to look both ways.
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At Poker, Chuck Norris can beat your Royal Straight Flush with just an Ace and a King... and a roundhouse kick...
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Chuck Norris can take off his socks without taking off his shoes.
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When u see a carbon footprint sign, it's not how much carbon you release into the air, it's how big Chuck Norris' foot was when he kicked you!
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Mondays hate Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can drink soup with a fork faster than you can beg for mercy.
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Chuck Norris is the reason the Bald Eagle is bald
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