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When TESCO created the slogon 'every little helps'......... Chuck Norris complained he wasn't 'little'
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Chuck Norris taught Sulley how to fly
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Chuck Norris is the reason Barbie dumped Ken
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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a golf ball. It went so far it dissapeared. It showed up minutes later when it hit Chuck Norris in the back.
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Chuck Norris can climb a ladder without using his hands or feet
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When Chuck Norris points a gun at you you're actually safer
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Comment removed by Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris was ordered to go to court once but the judge never showed up.
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Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
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Chuck Norris missing a roundhouse kick is like acid reflux, it WILL get you at a later date!
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Chuck Norris can lie down on a bar stool
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Blood was invented by Chuck Norris for effect
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Chuck Norris isn't the top of the food chain....he IS the food chain.
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