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Nothing about Chuck Norris is Photoshoped, it's all real danger.
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When Chuck Norris writes a book the letters order themselves in fear
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Chuck Norris got detention from a teacher. What teacher?
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The Titanic wasn't sank by an ice-berg. Chuck Norris ran on the sea from shore to header Jack and missed him therefore hitting the starboard side
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Chuck Norris can kill 4 birds with half of a stone, didn't know there was such a thing as half a stone? Neither did the birds.
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Chuck Norris spend 30 seconds to count the stars everyday, after his lunch.
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Chuck Norris has neutral feelings about marmite
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Chuck Norris snorts the coke outta cola!
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There are only two things above Chuck, God and Chuck's roundhoues kick
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Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.
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Micheal Phelps trains with Chuck Norris swimming behind him
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HE Man thought he had the power.....Until Chuck Norris Arrived.
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The last time Chuck Norris cried he created the Nile river!
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