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The #1 killer in the Revolutionary War was not disease it was Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris beat Rocky Balboa
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Chuck Norris donated a drop of blood to a dying vampire, his name was Dracula
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Chuck Norris once punched into the earth, that is now known as The Mariana Trench.
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Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving
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Chuck Norris's favorite pick-up line: May I push in your stool? No one has ever said no.
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Chuck Norris' rounhouse kicks have edges
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Chuck Norris' wife doesn't leave him because she doesn't want to get roundhoused in the face
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If you don't bother Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris bothers you
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The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax
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Ever had a once-in-a-lifetime moment? So has Chuck -- 10,000 times.
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Chuck Norris does have one regret -- that there aren't enough enemies to destroy!
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The US military tried to put Chuck's skills in a weapon but the best they did was the A bomb.
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