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In the several states in America naming your cat Chuck Norris is punishable by death
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Chuck Norris was heard in a soundproof room!
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Chuck kills flies with his eyes.
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Chuck Norris is so fast that he can leave work at 4:30 pm and arrive home at 3:30 am on the same day
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The only reason you and I are alive today is because Chuck Norris allows us to be
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They say death by a 1000 lashes was the most painful way to die, that was before they got roundhouse kicked in the face by Chuck Norris
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Invisability doesn't work, Chuck Norris can still smell you.
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Once the cop pulled over Chuck Norris....the cop was lucky to leave with a warning.
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Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse...that horse is now known as the giraffe
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Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians
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Chuck Norris watched the first steps on the moon... From his summer home on Mars
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The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him.......for dinner.
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Walker, Texas Ranger and Lone Wolf McQuade are afraid of Chuck Norris.
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