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Why would Chuck Norris want to be president when he rules the universe.
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Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.
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Chuck Norris can win a staring contest with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
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Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a Pig. The next day he was eating bacon.
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Chuck Norris kicked Humpty Dumpty off the wall.
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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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Chuck Norris is the eighth wonder of the world.
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Chuck Norris can melt fire.
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Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
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Chuck Norris' beard is fashioned out of wookie fur
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Steven Seagal is the Anti-Chuck Norris
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