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Lil Wayne's bar is full of broken bottles because Chuck Norris beat him with them.funny
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn
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Chuck Norris once threw a ball at the ground and missed.............oh wait, that was Justin Bieber.
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Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
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Mary had a little lamb but Chuck Norris ate it.
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Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
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When Chuck Norris goes on a picnic, the ants bring him food.
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Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
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Chuck Norris makes Clint Eastwood look like Richard Simmons.
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Chuck Norris could make it rain cats and dogs.
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Chuck Norris can record HD videos with a blow dryer
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