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Chuck Norris' Massuse is King Kong
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Chuck Norris doesn't dot his i's. They dot themselves for fear of the dots being created via roundhouse kick
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The dinosaurs laughed at Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris entered Robot Wars without a robot, and won.
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When Chuck Norris points and shouts "HAXXX", comets hit the earth.
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You have $5, Chuck Norris has $3. Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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Every time Chuck Norris does a roundhouse kick, he opens up a gateway to a different dimension.
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Chuck Norris was originally supposed to play Darth Vaders secret apprentice in "The Force Unleashed". But the developers decided he was FAR to strong.
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In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
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If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him
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Chuck Norris IS Luke's father
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Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe
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Chuck Norris grabbed the Crazy Train and saved it from going off the rails.
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