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Chuck Norris went to Sparta and round house kicked LEONIDAS down the hole.
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Chuck Norris once slit his wrists and the knife died.
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Chuck Norris beat Van Halen in a guitar duel with a Ukelaylee
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Chuck Norris round house kicked Triple H in a fight. Triple H is now Double H.
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Chuck Norris summoned Excalibur and slayed Godzilla in one strike...he didn't even use Excalibur.
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Chuck Norris beat Van Halen in a Guitar Duel with an air guitar.
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Chuck Norris bid more than the lady and bought the Stairway to Heaven.
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Chuck Norris is so tough he went skydiving without a parachute twice
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Chuck Norris doesn't keep up with the Jones'. The Jones' try to keep up with Chuck Norris....
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Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck"
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Heres a question: Do you remember watching Chuck Norris as a kid? Yeah well, he remembers watching you
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Chuck Norris' doors stay open 24/7 because their to scared to close
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Chuck Norris knew that the bird is the word before The Trashmen did!
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