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Facts with the tag "''funny''"

When Chuck Norris plays Mario Kart, he doesn't move at all, the entire stage moves under him.

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Chuck Norris' cat eats pain for breakfast.

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When Vegeta reads Chuck Norris' power level, he doesn't shout "IT'S OVER 9000!!!", he shouts "IT'S OVER INFINITY - TWICE!!!".

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Chuck Norris challenged Spain to a football match and won

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Chuck Norris wakes up at 13:37 every time.

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Chuck Norris can hurry love.

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How I Met Your Mother...?? Chuck Norris introduced her to me.

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When Chuck Norris goes to the seaside the tide goes out

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When Chuck Norris comes to town the freaks do not come out at night !

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MC Hammer was dissapointed when he found out that Chuck Norris could touch this.

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Chuck Norris beat Nazi Zombies......twice

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Blizzard wouldn't let Chuck Norris have his own grenade, their servers couldn't generate that much awesomeness."

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Chuck Norris doesn't revolve around the sun, the sun revolves around Him.

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