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Facts with the tag "''funny''"

Chuck Norris got a yahoo through hotmail

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While a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down. A spoonful of Chuck Norris helps the North Korean population go down.

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Life may be like a box of chocolates but Chuck Norris always knows what you are going to get.

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A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on, Chuck Norris needs no pants.

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Grand Theft Auto is about how Chuck Norris KICKS ASS!

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A fate worse than death…Chuck Norris

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A good man is hard to find, Chuck Norris does not take kindly to good men.

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Chuck Norris knows no fear…but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.

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Godliness is next to Chuck Norrisness

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The Jone's are trying to keep up with Chuck Norris

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Fool Chuck Norris once…No one fools Chuck Norris.

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Han Solo didn't shoot first, Chuck Norris did!

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Mosquitos don't bite Chuck Norris. He bites them.

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