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The answer to life, the universe and everything is 42. Coincidently this is Chuck Norris' shoe size.
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Chuck Norris has the rights to be the ruler of every country
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Chuck Norris' beard is actually made of lego.
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Chuck Norris shouldn't have gone to Specsavers.
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The only reason Jedward is alive is because Chuck Norris hasn't met him
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If Chuck Norris was on Countdown he would always make the word "chucknorris".
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If you search Chuck Norris on google and click im feeling lucky it says "run while you still have a chance".
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Chuck Norris can melt lava
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Who shot JR? Chuck Norris that's who.
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There was only 1 Chuck Norris on Noah's Arch.
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Chuck Norris once had a heart attack. His heart lost
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What happens if Chuck Norris and Mr T are in the same room. The universe will implode because of to much consentrated awsome.
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Chuck Norris can round house kick you with his fist
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