Facts with the tag "''funny''" | Chuck Norris Facts

Facts with the tag "''funny''"

Chuck Norris is actually killing everybody that writes facts on this site. Even if he finds them funny and true.

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Chuck Norris becomes stronger everytime someone mentions his name.

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Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them..... he was having a boring weekend

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CHUCK NORRIS CAN BEAT MANNY PACQUIAO

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People call 911, 911 calls CHUCK NORRIS

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Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator

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the Beatles broke up because Chuck Norris threated to round house John Lennon in the face. He's an Elvis man

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When a vampire bites Chuck Norris, he becomes... Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris once killed 30 guys with a pistol carrying 9 bullets

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Even atheists believe in Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris Once kicked a white cat. The cat became covered in bruises. It's descendants are black cats.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need to hit the broad side of a barn. He just holds his hand out and the barn hurries to hit it.

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Chuck Norris once arranged his M&M's in alphabetical order.

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