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The safest internet password known to man is: Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris got a 37 on his ACT
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Chuck Norris can give himself CPR
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Chuck Norris has 501 million friends on facebook
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When Harry Potter died in deathly hollows, Chuck Norris' soul seized control of his body and killed Voldemort
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Chuck Norris invented life
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CHUCK NORRIS can cook minute-made rice in 30 seconds
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CHUCK NORRIS CAN grind coffe beans in his hands
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Chuck Norris proved Einstien wrong. E=mcrhk
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Tacoma Narrows Bridge didn't collasped because of wind! Chuck Norris just sneezed!
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....and on the 8th day GOD created Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny
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Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched....
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