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Chuck Norris invented air so every time you breath you owe him 25 cents.
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Chuck Norris made pie...with a calculator...
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the football and it scored twice!!
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Chuck Norris came from outer space, that is way there are no more dinosaurs
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Chuck Norris can punch a cyclops through the eye.
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Chuck Norris isn't strong, he's Chuck Norris
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Wagner is really Chuck Norris!!
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Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created
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Chuck Norris doesn't digest digestives
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Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked Brett Favre for a pair of Wrangler jeans
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Talk to Chuck, but choose your words carefully
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Sometimes, even Chuck Norris has trouble keeping up with Chuck Norris
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CHUCK NORRIS ROUND HOUSE KICKED RICKY MARTIN OUT OF THE CLOSET
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