Facts with the tag "blood" | Chuck Norris Facts

Facts with the tag "blood"

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

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When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

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Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'

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Chuck Norris does not donate blood, blood donates him.

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Chuck Norris has three meals a day; blood, sweat, and tears.

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We need white blood cells to defend us from diseases, they need Chuck Norris.

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We still don't know Chuck Norris's blood type. Everytime we try to take a sample the syringe gets bent by Chuck Norris's skin.

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Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.

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Chuck Norris polishes his boots with melted children

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In the year 2016, the goverment will unleash a new supersoilder program called the "NORRIS" All soliders are given a droplet of Chuck Norris blood

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