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Contruary to popular belief, Chuck Norris can polish sh!t, it's too bad no-one can give him any to prove it.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Battleship with only one move
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Chuck Norris can sit in the corner of a circular room
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If life was a video game then Chuck Norris beat the game eight consecutive times before he lost intrest.
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Chuck Norris CAN eat soup with a fork
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Chuck Norris Is So Fast, That He Can Run Around The World And Punch Himself In The Back Of His Head!
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When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
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Chuck Norris believes he can fly. And he can.
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You can't Chuck Norris, but Norris can Chuck you.
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Chuck Norris can make tears cry
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Next time you here someone say they can't, remember...Chuck Norris CAN.
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When things get really tense, Whoop Ass feels the need to open up a can of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can swim through ice.
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