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Give Blood, fight Chuck Norris
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the grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there the grass will be covered with blood and tears.
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When a mosquito bites Chuck Norris, its blood gets drained.
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Chuck Norris donating blood, would be like spreading steroids to whom ever obtains it in their system.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
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Chuck norris loves to swim....in the blood of his victims
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Chuck Norris found Waldo 12 years ago. He now wears Waldo's skin, waiting for new prey to search for him.
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Chuck Norris attacks sharks when he smells them bleed.
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Chuck Norris Doesn't Always Drink Beer ,When He Does He Prefers Mortal Blood
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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood. Just never his own.
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Chuck Norris' blood is all iron.
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Blood faints at the site of Chuck Norris!
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The saying "Every Rule Has An Exception" was invented on the same day of Chuck Norris' birth.
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