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The worlds best steroid is Chuck Norris' blood. Consequently Chuck Norris doesn't bleed, so athletes settle for HGH
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Needles can't puncture Chuck Norris, so when Chuck Norris donates blood he uses his beard and a bucket.
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Chuck Norris' favorite color is blood.
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Blood banks won't accept Chuck Norris' blood. His blood type is unique.
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The chemical make-up of Chuck Norris' blood is one part monitor lizard, one part rattle snake venom, and 100% whoop ass.
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Chuck Norris' blood type is Kickass-Positive
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Chuck Norris cannot bleed, because his blood knows better than to leave.
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Chuck Norris signs all his contracts in blood, namely yours.
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