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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
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Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.
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Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder at the same time.
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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.
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The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.
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"Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.
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Kenny G is allowed to live because Chuck Norris doesn't kill women.
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Chuck Norris let the dogs out.
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Chuck Norris could tame Miley Cyrus.
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Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time
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Megadeth's song "Killing Is My Business... and Business is good!" is not about The Punisher, as Mustaine claims... it's about Chuck's favourite hobby.
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