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It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.
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Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
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One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.
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In 2003 Chuck Norris went on holiday to Iraq. Later the United States invaded the country blaming Iraq for having a weapon of mass destruction.
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Chuck Norris is in the Super Smash Bros. series. He played as the Smash Ball
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