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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
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Kenny G is allowed to live because Chuck Norris doesn't kill women.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who can live with and without women
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Chuck Norris doesn't flirt with women. He flirts with disaster.
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A passing glance from Chuck Norris has been known to cause women to faint.
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