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Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
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The only thing fear has to fear is Chuck Norris itself
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When Chuck Norris gets upset, an Eathquake occurs. When he is happy you've been hit with a roundhouse kick and are seeing his smile from the afterlife
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If it were true that you are what you eat. Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can kick a field goal farther than you.
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The Earth spins to counter Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks, otherwise, we'd all have been thrown from the planet and in turn, died from Chuck Norris.
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There are only two things that cause certain suffering and death. The Mark of the beast, and the Mark of Chuck Norris ' roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can literally kick your ass with his fist.
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Websters is now changing roundhouse kick to Chuck Norris
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Chuck norris can kick a football at a home game through the uprights in the stadium of the visiting team.
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Only Chuck Norris can kick your face with his fists.
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You know how the old saying goes, you don't know Chuck Norris until he's roundhouse kicked you in the face
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Chuck Norris doesn't play hop-scotch or jump-rope. He plays hop-Scotland and jump-Rome.
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