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The original "300" was a movie based on Chuck Norris' victorious stand against 10,000 persians. 300 was his rkps(roundhouse kicks per second).
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The apple falls far from the tree, when a roundhouse kick is taken to the trunk.
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It's a proven fact that the atomic bomb is simply a smaller scale replica of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris' Round-House kick is the only known defence against the Butterfly Effect.
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Chuck Norris can beat everyone.Except for 1 person.Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick a light saber, and break it in two.
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Gibbs Paradox is the equation for Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks.
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When Jeremy Clarkson shouts POWER! on Top Gear, he is describing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris is capable of killing a man with his thumb - he just prefers kicking people to death instead.
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Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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CHUCK NORRIS SAYS RELAX with a swift roundhouse kick to your medulla oblongata.
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After every defeating roundhouse kick Chuck Norris licks his own elbows in victory.
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The fallout effects from one Chuck Norris roundhouse kick are felt for many generations
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