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It is said that to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes is like having your soul roundhouse kicked into limbo.
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Chuck Norris' beard hair magnified 100x looks very much like the backgroung on this page.
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If a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick hits you, you will die, If he misses, the wind from the kick gives you pneumonia, you will die. Don't tease Norris!
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Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience
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You Say Potato, Chuck Norris Says Nothing and Gives You A Roundhouse Kick in The Groin.
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Chuck Norris can create his own The Expendables movie, all by himself!
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There was once a word that rhymed with "orange". It offended Chuck Norris and was roundhouse kicked into oblivion.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a mullet. His beard just has back-hair.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Chuck Norris only exists to do two things, kick ass and chew gum. And he's all outta gum.
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Chuck Norris was walking in his neighborhood and kicked a bottle at the side of the road which hit Jstin Bieber
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When Rolaids has heartburn it takes Chuck Norris
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If you think other airlines kick your ass with fees wait until you fly Norris Airlines
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