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Chuck Norris can sting bees
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When Chuck Norris checks his email, he logs in with a Roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris invented the internet to e-roundhouse kick everyone at once.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a wristwatch. He always knows when it's time to kick some ass.
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Yeah, Chuck shot the sherrif..... with a round house kick to the face!
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It is possible to look to the left and right at the same time with just a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris
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Darwin Award Winner 2010: The guy who said that "Chuck Norris is too old and past his best". He was found dead with roundhouse kick related injuries.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
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For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star. As you can see, there are a lot
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The last thing Nostradamus saw in the future just seconds before he died, was Chuck Norris' boot roundhouse kick into his skull.
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Chuck Norris was practicing roundhouse kicks and caused hurricane Katrina and the Pacific Tsunami
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A rose by any other name would still smell as sweet unless that name was Chuck Norris. Then it would roundhouse kick you in the face.
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Every explosion you see in a movie is just Chuck Norris doing a random roundhouse kick.
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