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I was going to write A Chuck Norris fact, but then a roundhouse kick came out of my monitor and broke my keyboard
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Anyone lucky enough to survive Chuck Norris' round house kick is put into orbit, we call them astronauts.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a photo to life
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Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. He died a year later.
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When Chuck Norris plays Halo his B button is for roundhouse kicks.
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If you can see Chuck Norris, you should run away. If you can see the bottom of his shoe, it's too late.
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JR wasn't shot, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so fast it sounded like a gun shot.
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A Jedi said: "Let the Force be with you", Chuck replied "I am the Force."
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Chuck Norris stole Voldermort's nose!
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Chuck Norris is not a man, he is a machine
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Professional wrestling becomes real when Chuck Norris steps into the ring.
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Chuck Norris made Charlie Sheen lose.
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China used to border the United States. Chuck Norris kicked it
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