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If Chuck Norris put the first knuckle of his pinkie finger in his pocket, he would be arrested for concealing a deadly weapon
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Chuck Norris doesn't shoot you. He kicks a bullet through your head.
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The saying "Every Rule Has An Exception" was invented on the same day of Chuck Norris' birth.
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Chuck Norris can give you a Roundhouse Kick with his hand
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When you post a fact here Chuck Norris will roundhouse ki-
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To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why the words "Bad" and "Ass" came together to form Bad Ass
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I'm very well know for being the only survivor of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Although, there is a chance that he will come back for rev-
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Chuck Norris invented the circle with his kick.
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One time Chuck Norris was signing up for the U.S army and all the wars ended.
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Chuck Norris' blood type is Kickass-Positive
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Chuck Norris doesnt wash his clothes he just kicks the crap out of them.
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Chuck Norris always wins rock paper scissors with a roundhouse kick.
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