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A little-known fact: Mr.T once had a beard, until Chuck Norris kicked him in the chin.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a snake in the knee.
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Chuck Norris often roundhouse kicks without using his feet.
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Chuck Norris can kick faster than lightning.
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Chuck Norris can beat an Xbox game with a Play Station controller.
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Chuck Norris can play the guitar....with his eyelashes
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No mission is impossible for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's beard defies all logic
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Santa can see you when you're sleeping...Chuck Norris can see and hear you every second, minute and hour each day.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need directions when driving because he always arrives at his destination even when he's going the wrong way.
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Chuck Norris has completed every video game ever made 100% without even playing a single one of them.
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The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it
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