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Chuck Norris respects the law, that's why his fists, elbows, feet, legs, knees and beard are all properly registered with the ATF.
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Chuck Norris can get 2 Tactical Nukes in one game. Without a TV
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Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
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Chuck Norris can fly underwater
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Chuck Norris' car has a kick...literally.
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If a meteor is ever close to hitting Earth, Chuck Norris will just roundhouse kick it back into space!
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Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks. They speak for themselves.
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