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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.
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Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.
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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.
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The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!
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The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.
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Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.
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There are four legal methods of execution in the United States: lethal injection, gas chamber, electric chair and Chuck Norris.
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There are four legal methods of execution in the United States: lethal injection, gas chamber, electric chair and Chuck Norris.
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