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Facts with the tag "internet"

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls "everything around you".

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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

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Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.

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When Chuck norris found this web-site while surfing the internt, he round house kicked his computer...10 new facts were added instantly.

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When Chuck norris found this web-site while surfing the internt, he round house kicked his computer...10 new facts were added instantly.

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If Google can't find it, Chuck Norris really can

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Chuck Norris invented the internet

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If you put Chuck Norris into Google, He round house kicks the Internet

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The inernet is something Chuck Norris made in 10 minutes just for a laugh

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Chuck Norris invented the internet to e-roundhouse kick everyone at once.

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Chuck Norris can download the whole internet onto a floppy disk.

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gmail@chucknorris.com

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