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Chuck Noris once ran around the world in 10 minutes he spent 9 of those minutes stretching
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The only reason that the world turns is because Chuck Norris goes for a jog every morning and forces the world backwards.
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Every time Chuck Norris tip toes, the force of each step causes volcanos to erupt.
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One day, Chuck Norris clapped his hands. Scientists then concluded that the world was flat.
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If you tell any bank in the world that Chuck Norris is your uncle. They will give you free money.
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Chuck Norris Is So Fast, That He Can Run Around The World And Punch Himself In The Back Of His Head!
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Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups. He pushes the world down.
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Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world"
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Chuck Norris once tiptoed around the world 1000 times in 2 seconds
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A scientist said Chuck Norris couldn't make the world flat. Chuck Norris then punch him into the ground making the world flat.
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Chuck Norris's iPod can hold every song in the world....on 2gb.
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The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
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World War One and Two started because Chuck Norris stubed his toe
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