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the answer to the meaning of life is Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris' ID is his round-house kick
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Chuck Norris shot the moon... literally.
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Gibbs Paradox is the equation for Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who cant go to the moon, and the only man the moon is afraid of.
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Chuck Norris knows when to hold 'em by the neck, knows when to fold 'em in half, knows when to walk away on their spine, & knows when to run 'em down.
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Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
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Chuck Norris kills 99.9% of germs; the other .1% is submitted to cleaning and grooming his beard.
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The words: kill, decapitate, destroy, & any synonyms have been removed from the English dictionary and replaced with the words “Chuck Norris” in bold.
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They once hired Chuck Norris to play Frodo in Lord Of The Rings, he was cut from the movie due to the fact he cruched the ring in his hand.
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Morphius gave Chuck Norris the choice of the red pill or the blue pill, Chuck Norris took both and roundhouse kicked him. No one makes Chuck choose.
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If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the ocean for getting his feet wet and caused hurricane Katrina!!
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